Dear MTV...

we would like to propose a new show.

Dayna & I don't think it's fair that you're only giving the northerners a chance to get paid to drink and party it up all summer long. so we suggest having a spinoff of the jersey shore. 

maybe call it, the gulf shore?

catchy, right?!

I know I'm not from the gulf area but who cares?! the cast from the jshore aren't from jersey either.

get paid to party? yes.

lots of hot, southern men? yes.

a chance to become a reality celeb? yes please.

I mean, we could do it!

blast in a glass times two!

minus the meatballs. 

we'd like to be called something else.

I don't know just what yet, but we'll figure it out.

so, MTV if you're reading this, here is our pitch.

Please feel free to contact our agents.....or email us here ;)

xoxo.

can i get a fist pump?!

Ok, admit it. At some point we have all watched at least part of a Jersey Shore episode. I got hooked around New Years last year. I was in New York and all of the girls had it on tv. Apparently we caught it on a day where they were running a marathon of episodes so we couldn't escape it. I couldn't believe how dumb these so called adults were acting. It was so ridiculous that we couldn't turn it off. Now, 8 months later, I can officially say that I am a fan of the shore. There's something about watching reality tv that makes you feel so much better about your own life. So in leu of tonight's premiere in Italy, I wanted to dedicate today to the Jersey Shore.

and this is why we love them

Are you a reality tv junkie? 

What are some of your favorites?