mornin' lovers.
I hope you've got your m.a.s.h. ready to linkup!
Bethany and I have had a blast trying to make each others 'lives' miserable.
I think I may have succeeded ;)
So grab a button and linkup!
I hope you've got your m.a.s.h. ready to linkup!
Bethany and I have had a blast trying to make each others 'lives' miserable.
I think I may have succeeded ;)
So grab a button and linkup!
I seriously could NOT have chosen a more perfect story. hahaha
Ryan Lochte got back from London while I
happened to be ‘vacationing’ in his little hometown in Florida. We caught eyes
and he knew he had to make me his, so we got married on the beach. I was lucky enough
to find the perfect burnt orange dress to
wear for our wedding, considering it was such short notice. Talk about a hot
couple! Right after the wedding, we had a few shots and flew out on our
honeymoon to Tahiti, where
the first of our 19 kids was
conceived. Lucky us. When we got back, we found out his job would take us
north, so we bought a house in
the Bronx. It
wasn’t long before we decided to get ourselves some nice wheels so we could get
out of the house every now and then. Ryan picked out a
Range Rover in exorcist pea soup green, while I choose an Infiniti G35 in dookie brown. We
may have crap taste in colors but we sure do like nice cars. Along with our 19
kids, believe it or not we have a pet monkey named
Dunston. While I’m at home raising our 19 kids and testing toilet paper for a living, sexy face is out
doing what he does best, being a sports agent. (You
thought I was going to say swim didn’t you) Our life is great as long as
Dunston keeps the kids preoccupied and Ryan keeps his mouth shut. Maybe I
should’ve stayed single….
speaking of my 'hubby'....check out what he tweeted the
other day about his party in London. I think that was the moment I officially
stopped crushing on him. I mean seriously dude, how awesome do you think you
are to have someone PAY to fly to London just to meet you at a party. We're
not even talking like getting a date or hooking up here.....and even so, that makes me sound like a hooker so, moving right along. I just think he thinks way too hard to make even
the simplest of statements. Sorry Ryan, it's just better if you just stand there and look hot!
Oh, and finally one of my bloggy friends Allison tweeted this to me last night, saying it
reminded her of me :) Love that!
happy tuesday!
can't wait to read y'alls posts :)
xoxo.
