Friday, February 24, 2012

shhhh.....dayna's got a secret

good mornin' lovebugs! 
we made it to friday!! 
what. a. week. 
let's just get through these next 8 hours and we're home free :)

today I've got my girl, Dayna, sharing one of her biggest secrets with you guys. 
now, if you don't know who she is by now, shame on you! I'm sure she's mentioned in about, oh i don't know, like 10 of my posts ;P 
Happy freakin’ Friday ladies! Was it just me or did this week just seem to never want to end?! Oh wait, that’s every Monday – Friday.

Dayna here from Pearls, Curls and All ThingsSouthern, formally A Bama Belle and A Bucket List! Sarah told me she was having a week of guest bloggers and asked if I wanted to post on one day.  Of course, Sarah being my main bish, I had to say yes!

It took me about a millisecond to figure out what I wanted to talk about., and then debating telling you guys this really big secret I have.  It’s so big, I bet y’all won’t even believe me.

Ready for it?

Jake Gyllenhaal is my lover.

You laugh. You think I kid.
I don’t kid. He’s my main squeeze, my one squeeze, and only one I like to squeeze.

Just look at his luscious face. My heavens, it should be illegal to look THAT good.  Pick your tongues up ladies.

Give me a moment to gather my thoughts again…

Okay. We have an understanding that he’s to parade around town and have fake relationships with these broads you’ve seen lately…Reese, Taylor,  Anne…but we both secretly know who belongs to who..

Oh, you need proof?

Here he is talking to me on the phone, telling me how lucky he is to have me, how much he worships my body. I tell him I’m the lucky one, but he’s too modest to believe that.

Not enough?

Here we are taking a lovely stroll…look at him admiring me. I know what you’re thinking, what a lucky bitch.
And you’re right, he is.

And as I was typing this, the handsome fella himself dropped me line..

..asking if I wanted to come spend some time with him.
Hellz to the yeah I do.

Hard to believe it that someone famous and as unbelievably sexy such as him would be in a serious, loving, committed relationship with a chick from boondock, Alabama…I assure you, it’s true...

So, now that that’s out in the open, tell me who your celebrity crush is!

now go check out her blog....and tell her I sent ya!
happy weekending!!


Mallory said...

I love Jake! But since Dayna has dibs, I'd probably have to go with Channing Tatum! I've <3ed him since Step Up came out:) too bad he's married:(

Bethany said...

seriously. i just peed a little. that photoshopped.. errr.. i mean pic of dayna and jake. I DIE.

Michelle P said...

Haha I lvoe this!

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

oh gosh, the face in hole had me laughing. love it!!!!
xo TJ

Ashley said...

hahaha love her secret! jake is a sexy man beast for sure!

happy weekend ladies!